Woke up this morning to frost on the car windshield. Reminder:  it’s April 22.

We had some light snow on Tuesday. Again:  today is April 22, and Spring started a month ago. 

Two weeks ago we hit the 80s a couple of times. EIGHTIES in early April. 

So, yes, Springtime is a little bit bipolar around these parts. I’m not complaining though, I prefer cooler weather, and would be perfectly happy with highs in the 60s in the Spring. 

And the Summer. And the Fall. 

Maybe two weeks of highs in the 80s, from July 1-15, that would work. How can we arrange that? Is there a 1-800 number or something? 

I guess I should get a Tesla so my disgusting CO2 output will drop and cool the planet by 0.00000000000000000000000000001 degrees. Or a Chevy Volt? Something like that.

I love it when a plan comes together.