17 March 2007

Headlines You Just Have to Make Fun Of - A Series

Yesterday's banner in the Daily Herald:

Al-Qaida chief likely stretching truth

Involved? Perhaps. But not 'responsible' for all 31 plots he claims


Because, you know, a professional terrorist that plots only 10 or 15 terrorist attacks is just not to be taken seriously. In fact, this whole "terrorist threat" thing is probably made up. Terrorists are just lucky dumb bastards, except of course when they are evil geniuses.