02 July 2008

"They Drilled Hell-on-Earth, and Put Up an Oil Rig"

(sung to the tune of "Big Yellow Taxi")

We've all heard alot about ANWR, and how we shouldn't drill for oil there because it is "pristine".

In this case, "pristine" is another way of saying "bug-infested", and "a vast, uninhabitable wasteland, even for the caribou".